Little knitted pigeon enjoying come crisps on the pavement…
I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned
i thought this bird was snacking on the fault in our stars
I was like “TFIOS!” then “FAKE CHIPS! STUPID PIGEON” then I read…
*breaks leg* but..are my eyebrows okay?
reminds me of the time i ended up in the hospital for a week for fucking my face up and the first words out of my mouth were “is my phone okay?”
theres nooo waaaay you caaaaan stooooop
THE SCHOOL OF ROCK 10-YEAR REUNION!!!!!
BUT THE LEGEND OF THE ROCK WAS WAY HARDCORE
honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office
My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero.